VPC5 Round 5: Parents Just Don't Understand
We've had our celebration of the VPCs past, from hook challenges to fandom raps. We've had a celebration of VPC present with selling out challenges. There were four VPCs before this and four challenges plucked from each, and now it is time for us to take a fresh look at the future. And in the words of another Whitney, "I believe the children are our future." This is a round dedicated to them.
Write a song aimed at children. It can be didactic, soothing, serious or humorous in any proportion that you choose. You can also include a guest vocalist if you wish – but that guest vocalist must be a child. Oh, and since this one's for the kids, no swear words. Keep it clean like Mario C.
Sample a piece of children's media for your song. It can be a kids movie, tv show, song or lullaby or anything else child like you deem appropriate. Heckin gosh, want to let your little brat beat away on some pots and pans with a wooden spoon? Sample that and flip it into your beat.
We expect nothing but the best. With any luck, your tracks will be an awesome welcoming for the next generation into nerdcore. Remember kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, but we definitely don't recommend being a nerdcore artist.